What's Your Excuse?

[H3r3foryou]

What's are some of your tried and tested excuses in order for you to not have sex with your guy?

[QueefPat]

Just argue or act really grumpy at him so that he would think that I'm having my pms lol

[dagift2womens]

I think there's a couple of exes of mine who used that excuse before

[OreoEater789]

dagift2womens I also have exes who were like that.

[FedoraTheExplora]

That is not a good idea because it might lead to something bigger or worst, a break-up.

[iwantsexnowplease]

I will say that "I'm on my period". Works all the time.

[sexualdepth]

True that! I also say that to my partner whenever I'm not in the mood to have sex.

[priority23]

Yes, I bet this is the most common excuse that women use.

[Juanhunglow209]

What if the guy has his red wings and likes it.

[Houservit]

Lol, well I think that only happens on rare time besides, who wants to fuck a vagina with blood dripping on it?

[PennyTration]

And I'm guessing that you're the type of guy who is willing to have sex with her even if its the time of the month?

[FedoraTheExplora]

The blood will serve as a lubricant,lol. But seriously, thinking about it is disgusting.

[PieFun]

I don't make excuses, I'll tell him straight to his face that I am not in the mood for sex. That is the type of woman I am.

[goodlove]

Yeah, it is better to be straightforward than make lame excuses.

[fallinlove]

Whenever I feel that I do not want to have sex, I always pretend that I am sick.

[carzin89]

I'm guessing that it would either be a migraine or upset stomach?

[lovestudder]

I also use that as my excuse.

[RachelSiryn]

Have anyone of you tried making this excuse, " I have STD". If ever, that would have been hilarious.

[1nytstand]

That might work but you have to be prepare yourself from a possible break up from the guy if you really tell him that

[XYZKate]

That might be the worse excuse that I've read here lol

[SaltBabyFlavor]

XYZKate I agree and the most hilarious one. LOL

[fashiones12]

I feel bloated and have diarrhea. Then I would go to the toilet every few minutes to pretend that I'm taking a dump

[independentG]

I hope my girlfriend won't use that excuse to me. Lol

[Infomarry]

That is too much effort for an excuse.

[Moap69]

LMFAO wow now that is a game plan!

[MikeInShiningArmor]

We guys have also some excuse if ever we are not in the mood to have sex. One is that we are tired because of work.

[NinaMcAdams]

Does that work all the time? lol

[MikeInShiningArmor]

NinaMcAdams Works all the time, sweetheart.

[daddyslittleG1rl]

Nothing. If I said I don't want to have sex, I will say it directly to him without any excuse.

[Snugglebear]

Are you asking us this question because you don't wanna have sex with your man?

[Softandwet]

I guess that's really her purpose why she asked that question.

[AirAngelsAmaze]

I always say I'm sleepy and proceed to sleep without giving him time to complain.

[scrumptious1]

If I am not in the mood, I will tell it to him. There is no need to lie and just be honest.

[BlackmanAndRobbin]

I pretend to be busy although I am not, and it always works.

[stubbornass]

I don't make excuses, I sleep before he starts bugging me for sex.