where not to stick your penis

[hardasnail]

There is something terribly wrong with this dude in this story.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/05/...-sex-with-car/

[OreoEater789]

My ex....

[Softandwet]

ayyyy lmao

[dagift2womens]

I dont understand people who do this shit, why not just jerk off to porn

[dagift2womens]

i dont understand how he got turned on by a car, that's another level of drunk

[hardasnail]

wonder how he would have felt if engine was running spewing hot exhaust from that there tail pipe lol. don't think he would have much left to use after he sobered up.

[dagift2womens]

luckily cops got to him before he lost his penis

[H3r3foryou]

[TickleMyTesla]

[Clitcomander]

Another day, another dumbass

[iwantsexnowplease]

I know right! I guess, he left his brain somewhere.

[Clitcomander]

I think that he's head down there was the one in charge when that happened

[hardasnail]

that is why I do not drink or do any drugs or pyschodelite mushrooms or anything along those lines. bad enough you get that shit from legal prescribe meds

[Softandwet]

lol some people do recreational drug use and that's fine.

[OreoEater789]

drinking is okay, just with moderation of course, drugs are another thing though

[scrumptious1]

Oh no! another twisted horny drunk man. Why the pipeline though? I can't imagine how his dick looks like after, he'll be surprised once he get back all his senses.

[meowmeowbark]

I know right. Well now he know where not to stick his penis. Tailpipe of the vehicle, will be a big NO NO for him now.

[scrumptious1]

or if he even remembers he tried sticking his penis into one lol

[sexsexgirlnowme]

Gosh his tripping went so bad, now he had just made a history with his vehicle's tailpipe.

[kizliak]

I bet he would always remember, it would hunt him like shit.

[DilDoDabbins]

Do you think that he would tell this story to his future girlfriend/wife or kids? LOL

[kissmeback]

This should be part of his most unforgettable moment. "Fucking the tailpipe of my car".

[kittycat123]

At least it didn't happen in Florida lol

[daddyslittleG1rl]

Should the entire state of Florida be relieved that it didn't happen there? LOL

[demoomed]

Poor innocent tailpipe. lol

[W3tThet1p]

Yeah, that tailpipe has officially lost its innocence

[QueefPat]

I wonder how his penis looks like after he does the thing.

[hardasnail]

i wonder is this woman was trying to find a penis suck in this story.


http://www.kctv5.com/story/38416482/...ck-in-tailpipe

[DilDoDabbins]

I think it wasn't just alcohol that made her do such a thing. Might be tripping on something

[Freew0man82]

What in the world, this is even worse lol

[Snugglebear]

At least she wasn't sucking on that tailpipe lol