I will fuck any_____

[shumwap]

hot decent guy. What's yours?

[melaniamania]

Dildo or vibrator

[melaniamania]

I do every and any thing.

[AglowReportsDari]

meh. That's a little too basic

[shumwap]

Are those only your option?

[cutestman]

Legal aged consenting adult between the ages of 18- 50

[cutestman]

I know I know. Condoms are my best friend.

[melaniamania]

Better have a bunch of those condoms.

[cutestman]

oh dont worry, I've got loads of those

[lovestudder]

guy who has dick that is longer than 7 inches

[lovestudder]

Who wants to do it with someone who has a short dick? shumwap

[shumwap]

Those who have a shallow vagina?

[lovestudder]

Well, you're right about that one I suppose

[rumdrum]

Legal aged consenting adult between the ages of 18- 50

has a pretty face and nice pair of boobs

[meowmeowbark]

So that you can motorboat them, right?

[rumdrum]

Lol. I can't seem to get hold of this fetish of mine. d'you in any chance want me to motor boat you?

[shumwap]

You guys should get a room.

[kittycat123]

guy who has a well functioning dick and is good in bed

[FedoraTheExplora]

Are you sure that you're willing to share a guy that you fancy to your friends?

[shumwap]

Size and performance really matters.

[rumdrum]

I think that's me

[demoomed]

I will fuck anyone that'll that'll let me indulge my kinks.

[shumwap]

I also curious what you kink is.

[kittycat123]

that's a good one

[demoomed]

I would rather keep it a secret for the time being

[hulagirlsexsexyum]

Professor of the humanities.

[iwantsexnowplease]

Do you have a teacher-student fetish or something?

[antitrump]

I will fuck any woman who will fuck any Professor of the humanities.

[punkchick]

Guy who has a celebrity namesake. So that I can tell everyone that I had sex with Brad Pitt, Dave Chapelle, etc... lol

[Softandwet]

kizliak Are you sure that it is not the real Betty White that you really want to have sex with? Lol

[shumwap]

Dave chapelle? Why?

[LiquidAss]

shumwap she was only giving an example. And do you have a problem with Dave Chapelle?

[daddyslittleG1rl]

I will fuck any and every damn thing.

[Givingorgasms1488]

God you are so sexy I'm rock hard for you right now

[shumwap]

With what you said men here are having their hard on's.

[daddyslittleG1rl]

I'm glad that I still have that effect on them lmao

[Snugglebear]

I will fuck my therapist.

[OreoEater789]

I can be your therapist if you want lol

[Snugglebear]

OreoEater789 are you sure that you're willing to be my therapist? Since I prefer that we do our session while we're having sex

[OreoEater789]

Well, we could try if you want. But I'm not sure that if you would be able to focus on your issues while we're fucking lol Snugglebear

[Softandwet]

I will fuck the person who really gets me.

[DilDoDabbins]

Get you in terms of what exactly?

[Softandwet]

Gets me when it comes to everything. Like my interests when it comes to movies, food, and the like

[Freew0man82]

Well educated man.

[Freew0man82]

Then I would educate him when it comes to using his dick properly lol. But seriously, I have no plans of doing it with him if he's not a well educated man

[lovestudder]

you're on the right track i guess

[Freew0man82]

Am I aiming too high when it comes to what I'm after? lovestudder

[SaltBabyFlavor]

Dick that's available.

[SaltBabyFlavor]

It's been almost a year since I've gotten laid

[toeluver]

SaltBabyFlavor you poor girl! you're gorgeous though! you ought to be able to have a dick any time u want it!

[SaltBabyFlavor]

I wish its that easy, but it isn't. I don't know why.

[Alivens]

Dick-shaped things.

[Alivens]

Would feel bad for whoever tries that sort of thing shumwap

[shumwap]

That kind of person is into extremes or she doesn't have any choice. lol

[Alivens]

I know right, she might end up in the ER. lol